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Monster Heart – Single Review

Monster Heart

After giving us one of last year’s catchiest tracks (“I Don’t Need Your Love”), breakout Washington D.C.-based indie band Clones Of Clones are finally back with new single “Monster Heart” and we just had to let you guys know about it.

The track kicks off with a short glam-ish guitar hook and a moody beat which hammers on menacingly throughout as lead vocalist Ben Payes brings the swagger. It’s not quite certain where the song is taking us but you can’t help but enjoy the haunting build-up which keeps you curious even after it skilfully throws you for a loop with a couple of fake-outs where you think the chorus will pop up after the initial hook comes back as a transition but the song purposely continues for an extra few seconds before delivering the goods, just to be cheeky.

When the chorus does come in, it is just as explosive as it needs to be and the fact it’s essentially delivered to you bit by bit makes the song work as a constantly evolving piece of music rather than just another predictable pop tune. If “I Don’t Need Your Love” was the hugely memorable career-starting hit the band was looking for then “Monster Heart” is the next step: a slightly more experimental track with just as much cool and just as much attitude but an unexpected structure which requires a little more attention.

This makes the song even more rewarding than its predecessor in some ways and shows that Clones Of Clones are, indeed, capable of variety.

The band once again delivering a kickass rock track which leaves you wanting a whole LP full of many more goodies. Something I’m sure we’ll be getting some time soon.

To listen to what all the fuss is about, head over to Soundcloud and download “Monster Heart”, you won’t regret it.

More information on Clones Of Clones can be found on their website and their Facebook page.

The band is also active on Instagram and Twitter plus you can listen to their stuff on Soundcloud and I would definitely recommend that!

This Is Heavy Metal – Single Review

This is Heavy Metal

The first single to be released from Finnish metal band Lordi‘s fifth album, Babez For Breakfast, “This Is Heavy Metal” was released in 2010 and set out to be yet another glorious rock anthem like their Eurovision-winning classic “Hard Rock Hallelujah”.

Lordi being sort of like a modern, monster-themed, Finnish version of KISS, it’s hardly a surprise that they’re big on simplistic, explosive songs about rock being badass so if you know the band or if you’re a fan, this is something of an obvious (if worthy) effort. If you’ve never heard of Lordi, however, then I guess this is as good of a place to start as any. Though I’d probably go for the album The Arockalypse seeing as it’s a concept album and, as such, carries with it a good general display of what the band is about.

In terms of lyrics, “This Is Heavy Metal” is about as silly and as creative as you’d expect, with verses like these peppering the song:

“The horsemen they come
They’ll swing their axes like guns
Apocalypse in neon
And spandex

The ones that you mock
Deliver audio shock
In the old school
Hard rock vortex”

Now I don’t know what a “hard rock vortex” is or what an “apocalypse in neon and spandex” would look like but I sure like the sound of it!

Singer Mr Lordi’s voice is as gruff as ever, delivering lyrics with throaty gargles rather than notes, but seeing as he and his pals all look like monsters from Hell, it’s pretty appropriate.

Mr LordiThat’s our demonic singer proudly showing off his spikes and claws in the song’s fun music video which sees the band play their instruments as zombies show up at their concert and sing along with the chorus happily.


It’s good fun, very true to the band and their sense of humour and it’s also, unsurprisingly, not the last zombie-themed video they’ve ever made. See this year’s “The Riff” for more undead shenanigans.

The chorus for “This Is Heavy Metal” is pretty catchy and definitely does the job, making the song a sure-fire epic concert-opener. The lyrics aren’t exactly penned by Moliere so the chorus is ridiculously easy to remember:

“Now this is heavy metal
No matter what you say
Now this is heavy metal
The only righteous way”

This is usually followed by either the band saying “heavy metal” many times or an energetic guitar solo. Now, as to what the song’s actually about, I guess you could see it as an anthem celebrating heavy metal fans’ loyalty and the musical genre’s immortality despite everything.

Overall, while admittedly not the band’s best or most original work, this is one entertaining single which should shut up those who see Lordi as one-hit-wonders as the song is definitely memorable and starts off that particular album with an appropriately light-hearted yet inviting bang.

Oh, and if you manage to find a physical copy of the single, do pick it up as it’s something or a rare item.

“This Is Heavy Metal” gets a solid 3 KISS Faces out of 5.

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