Burger Man – Video Feedback

Burger Man

Back when ZZ Top were so popular they even popped up in the movie Back To The Future Part III, they released Recycler, their tenth studio album. The album aimed to tone down the whole synthesizer-heavy phase the band was going through and get back to a rawer, bluesier sound.

On the album was “Burger Man”, a song which reached number 2 in the charts back in 1990 and which boasted one hell of a video. Inspired by 50’s sci-fi B-movies, it told an outlandish story in black and white evoking the likes of Troma’s Toxic Avenger, Frankenstein, The Thing From Another World and even Star Trek.

It was out of its mind and I loved every minute of it.

Let’s take a closer look.

The video opens on a fast food burger place called Biff Burger:

Biff Burger

A mini van from a company amusingly called SludgeCo pulls up and some dude comes out of it, walking towards the restaurant:

Sludgeco

Scratching his ass, of course:

Ass Scratch

The dude orders a burger and flirts with an unimpressed lady at the counter, making slimy faces like this one:

Slimy Guy

What a charmer.

We then cut to the same guy off doing shady things near a lake because it turns out that SludgeCo’s thing is getting rid of toxic waste by just pouring it in random rivers:

Danger Toxic

Unfortunately, after dumping the barrel of toxic waste, our favourite SludgeCo employee falls in the river:

Falling Dude

Oddly enough, he was still holding that old burger he ordered like 4 hours ago:

Burger

This, you’ve guessed it, causes the man to transform into some kind of Ninja Turtle-esque abomination known as Burger Man:

Burger Man HEad

The monster is soon off to cause all kinds of mayhem over at Biff Burger, because that’s what a Burger Man does:

Burger Man2

I guess he can smell his own…

Burger Man Biff

Now this is obviously a big problem, socially. We can’t just have Burger Men running around, terrifying the population.

I mean, look at these people:

Screams

Scream

They’ve never been this scared before in their lives!

Even if all Burger Man is really doing is dancing around, showing us his foam-covered ass:

Burger Dance

What is he dancing to, you ask?

For the answer to that, we only need to look up to the stars:

Spaceship

Yes, that IS a ZZ Top flying saucer.

What else were you expecting?!

Inside the space craft, we meet the band’s crew:

Alien Ladies

Good old ZZ-girls and, of course, our bearded friends themselves:

ZZ TOp

Who are clearly having one hell of a time rocking out in a spaceship themed after themselves:

ZZ TOp Signal

Evidently, the ZZ Top become aware of the burgery menace and decide to do something about it since Burger Man has kidnapped his beloved King Kong-style:

Burger Man Girl

And has been spotted making nightmare-inducing faces like this one:

Burger Man Tongue

He MUST be stopped.

Time to raise the alert:

Burger Alert

Engage!

ZZ TOp Point

Aye aye, captains!

Alien Lady

Beaming device activated:

ZZ Teleport

ZZ Beam

Go get ’em, guys!

ZZ Earth

Burger Man is clearly not happy to see the bearded bunch arrive on Earth:

Burger Evil

And it looks like he’s about to go all burger crazy when the band’s plan is finally set into motion:

ZZ Spatula

Yup, that is a giant burger-flipping spatula.

How else were they gonna get rid of him?

He’s a burger for crying out loud!

Anyway, poor old Burger Man is flipped into space:

Burger Space

And our heroes get back in their ship, off to further thrilling adventures.

ZZ End

Ok, so that’s the Burger Man video and, in case you haven’t noticed, it’s one of the best things to have been created by anyone… ever.

I may be exaggerating but how can anyone resist this masterpiece?

First of all, it’s a good song, second of all: it’s literally about a burger MAN and stars the band as star-trekking space superheroes battling monsters with big spatulas. What’s not to like?

One of ZZ Top’s best and most memorable videos.

All kinds of good.

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